Вообще не врублюсь, как обыграть.. Разве что "фиггин" задействовать? Но он вроде так и был figgin...
'Perhaps there is some other—' Rosie Palm began, as the lights of the Cable Street House came into view.
'We're not at home to a tuppenny upright, either,' said Vimes, and heard the gasp. 'Shut up, the lot of you.'
И дальше:
'What's a tuppenny upright, sarge?'
'It's a kind of jam doughnut, lad. Did your mum ever make 'em?'
'Yes, sarge. Sarge?'
'Yes, lad?'
'I think it probably means something else as well, sarge,' said Sam, sniggering. 'Something a bit ... rude
Кто-нибудь?